* Note: Thanksgiving Pie Orders are closed and our wait list is full. Christmas Orders are Open!   We do not accept orders by phone!  Click on the PayPal button adjacent the pie, and within a day or so a confirmation email will be sent to you.  Then, we discuss pickup day and time via email.  Please allow one week lead time on weekly whole pie orders -*No additional pie orders until 12/4 due to wedding events and Thanksgiving!  Menu offerings are updated seasonally and often.  Pies are $25.00-$38.00, 9 3/4 inches and generally serve 8-9. Cheers! 

Triple Berry Cabernet

Our award winning Triple Berry Blend, steeped in a smidge of Cabernet wine, in our signature award winning double butter crust pie.  There's a reason it's a shop sellout and was voted Best Fruit Pie by KCRW - yum. *Available in Triple Berry Cabernet Chocolate Chip also.  Specify by email.

Old Fashioned Pumpkin

Our mother's signature traditional pumpkin pie.  It's something to write home about for sure. *Available in Pumpkin Caramel Swirl.  Specify in email please.

Espresso Butterscotch Pecan

Our award winning Espresso Pecan Pie, laced with butterscotch chips - a brown sugar butter filling and loads of toasted pecans - no corn syrup here!  

Salted Caramel Mango Rum Passion

Last year's KCRW award winner - this pie will knock your socks off and is the number one seller in our shop.  Each bite contains that sweet, salty, tropical passionfruit goodness in our signature award winning butter crust with a brown sugar/buttery/oat crumble top and loads of butterscotch caramel.  Need we say more?

Washington Cherry or

Washington Cherry Cranberry Crumb

Sweet, dark, tart cherries shipped to us specially from the Northwest, debut in this fresh take on Cherry pie.  Folks tell us they have never had a cherry pie this good.  We have to second that.  Available in fall Cherry Cranberry Crumble also - Please specify by email.

Cognac Coconut Pistachio Cream

My Mom had it right oh so many years ago - and our cream pies prove it.  Her signature pastry cream recipe lives on in this creamy, coconut filled pie with a hint of Cognac and vanilla bean paste.  Buttery, creamy, coconut delight.  In our signature award winning butter crust and topped with whipped cream, toasty coconut, toasted pistachios and housemade coconut sugar.  Thanks Mom.

Old Fashioned Chocolate Cream

Yes, it's that same cream pie base from Mom - infused with organic Vahlrona dark and semisweet chocolate, a hint of espresso powder to enhance that chocolate, plus a secret ingredient.  Folks request this pie more than any other cream pie in our shop.  Topped with whipped cream and specialty French chocolate sprinkles. 

Salted Caramel Banana Cream

We've taken our summer banana cream and put a new fall twist on it!  Our signature vanilla bean/banana pastry cream base, infused with salty caramel lies on a bed of housemade dulce de leche, with fresh bananas.  Topped with whipped cream spiked with a hint of fall rum, and sprinkled with caramel sugar.  

Toasted Maple Walnut

A fall favorite at Knowrealitypie.  Our signature vanilla buttery pastry cream infused with real Maple syrup, maple sugar, and speckled with toasty premium walnuts.  Topped with whipped cream and a smidge of brandy, maple sugar and more toasty walnuts.

Brown Sugar Caramel Chess

Our spin on the traditional Southern Chess Pie includes loads of butter and brown sugar which bake up into a creamy, caramel wonder.  Topped with Sea Salt hot out of the oven for that extra sweet, creamy, salty bite of Southern heaven.  

Birthday/Celebration (Cake) Pie

That's right.  It's Funfetti Birthday Cake in a pie!  We take our award winning vanilla bean pastry cream, and dollop yyit onto chunks of housemade Funfetti Vanilla Cake - right in our signature award winning butter crust.  Topped with whipped cream and Funfetti sprinkles - a very requested celebration pie for those who say pie is the new cake! *Available in Chocolate; please specify in email.

One Dozen Hand Pies

An often requested movie set favorite, one dozen hand pies, your choice of flavors:  Apple, Brown Sugar Caramel Apple, Chocolate Dulce de Leche, Nutella Raspberry S'more, Mixed Berry, Cherry, or Blueberry Pop Tart.  By the Dozen Only.


Rosemary Caramel Apple Pecan

Granny Smith & Fuji apples run the show in this pie - infused with fall apple cider, salty housemade rosemary caramel, cinnamon, nutmeg and ginger with a hint of Brandy.  Topped with a brown sugar/butter/oat crumble, gobs of butterscotch caramel, and toasty pecans.  Oh. Yes. We. Did.  Not your mama's apple pie. *Available without Rosemary also.

Mexican Chocolate

Our signature Mexican Chocolate Pie with or without the addition of Dulce de Leche on the bottom.  A shop sell out.

Dutch Apple Cranberry Walnut

Our traditional Granny Smith & Gravenstein Apple Pie laced with bright red juicy fall cranberries and an oat/butter/toasted walnut crumble topping.  Very fall, very delicious!

Wild Mountain Blueberry Apple Walnut

Wild Mountain Blueberries are flown in to our shop exclusively, a unique blueberry bursting with flavor and a tart after bite.  We lace this pie with fall apples for a very fall pie packed with delicious flavor.  Topped with a butter/oat/brown sugar crumble and toasty walnuts.

Gift Card

Give the Gift of Pie!  Select the button for $25.00 or $50.00 gift cards and add to the cart with your order! Pick up the gift card from our shop to tuck in stockings or for that pie lover in your family!

Seasonal  Rotating Pies:

Apple Blueberry Walnut Crumble

Almond Toffee Pumpkin

Cookie Butter Pumpkin

Caramel Pumpkin Swirl

Bourbon Toffee Pecan

Toffee Apple Fig

Mexican Chocolate Pumpkin

Pumpkin Hazelnut Dulce de Leche

Georgia Peanut Butter

Pear Raspberry Rose'

Ginger Lemon Custard

Halloween Candy Corn Brownie

Kona Mocha Brownie

Peanut Butter Brownie

Cherry Cranberry Zinfandel

Chocolate Cherry Cordial

Chocolate Peppermint Crunch

Mocha Peppermint Crunch

Seasonal Rotating Savory:

Shepherd's Cheddar Mash

Shortrib Mac & Cheese

Oaxacan Mole

Mom's Pot Roast


Green Chile Chicken

Sweet Potato Chili

Everything Pizza

Julia's Beef Bourguignon

Corned Beef & Cabbage